Intro Paragraphs, Suckas!

Yo yo yo, post your rough introduction paragraphs for the Issues essay here! Do it now.

It's election night and it's time to dye icing! I called some blue state friends, who said "you chose to move to Louisiana." I said, "I know, I'm not complaining, I'm just saying.." Anyways, fingers crossed that anti gay marriage prop 8 gets defeated in Cali--other than the biggie.